Langeweile?!
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Re: Langeweile?!
er wandert langsam durch den oesophagus in den gaster, dann wird er sauer und verzieht sich in das duodenum, um dort eine basische Dusche zu bekommen... es schließt sich eine odyssee durch jejunum, ileum und colon an, bei der der verschluckte ganz schön abnehmen kann... schließlich verweilt er ein wenig im rectum, um dann durch den anus wieder zum vorschein zukommen... insgesamt hat er sich dann ca 24 stunden versteckt, und letztenendes hat sich seine superficies qualitativ enorm geändert...
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Re: Langeweile?!
aber Bom, das klingt doch viel zu einfach... du weißt doch wie se sind, die Mediziner...
Aber ich hab verstanden, was er will
Aber ich hab verstanden, was er will
Re: Langeweile?!
happy birthday to the forum..
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Re: Langeweile?!
Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
like battleship when you were a kid
and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
and you say "Guess what world?" you've got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
That they weren't crispy anymore?
Have you ever been high... as fuck?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
like battleship when you were a kid
and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
and you say "Guess what world?" you've got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
That they weren't crispy anymore?
Have you ever been high... as fuck?
Re: Langeweile?!
Oh da ist ein Fahnenmast umgeknickt. Hoffentlich ist niemandem etwas passiert, zum Beispiel den beiden Jugendlichen dort.
Ach uebrigens: hatte grad lange weile und hab smileys runtergeladen. paar hab ich schon geadded^^
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Ach uebrigens: hatte grad lange weile und hab smileys runtergeladen. paar hab ich schon geadded^^
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Re: Langeweile?!
was ihr hier so postet. unschuldige menschen wie ich es bin kennen sich überhaupt nich aus mit sowas
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Re: Langeweile?!
ihr glaubt mich schon lange durchschaut zu haben...
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hast du lust zu sterben basti^^ ?
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Re: Langeweile?!
das lässt sich einrichten....
du
du
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Re: Langeweile?!
kann man da kein hässlichen hintern reinmachen? sonst zieht das ni,wenn man sagt,er sei n arsch
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der weiß schon wie ichs meine
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Re: Langeweile?!
ich möchte einfach mal spamen, dass der puppenspieler, der die puppe kater casimir in boms avatar geführt hat, nun vor kurzem gestorben ist... mit ihm riss er pittiplatsch, herrn fuchs, onkel uhu, frau igel, bär brummel und maulwurf buddelflink in den tod, und damit viele helden unserer kindheit... in gedenken an heinz schröder
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